Case History
Tuesday, June 15th 2010, 10:35 am - My good third world friend and roommate Ana Paula points out there were cows running loose all over town, and that the Campinas Police Force just couldn't catch the suckers.
Tuesday, June 15th 2010, 10:37 am - "Hey, I've seen that before.", I said to myself.
Wednesday, June 16th 2010, 3:15 pm - My good third world friend and I naïvely get ready to watch the game...
Wednesday, June 16th 2010, 6:20 pm - My good third world friend and I party with our third world brothers in the streets:
Wednesday, June 16th 2010, 7:03 pm - We the 3rd world fellas get suddenly hit by a pepper bomb, thrown at us by the third world Campinas Police Force. We cough. We cry. We vomit. Nonstop. Not me, though. I'm apparently immortal or something. But it was painful enough to just WATCH.
(Sorry. No pics. This reporter was saving lives instead.)
Thursday, June 16th 2010, 11:00 am - Ana Paula and I search the local newspaper and the internet but find NOTHING about the pepper bomb. Shit. So we twit about it. Thousands of people get shocked.
Analysis
The third world Campinas Police Force looked stupid chasing cows across town. The whole third world countryside town laughed at them. So they got pissed. Then they threw a freaking PEPPER BOMB on the third world countryside fellas.
Conclusion
Everytime you look stupid, just BOMB someone and you'll feel better.
1 comentários:
It sounds like a cock and bull's tail, dude! Especially with the cows and what not...
Any way, third world maternity leave is goind well, third world baby is feeding like a hungry fella and mom and dad are doing everything our poor selves can to understand what she wants when she bawls her eyes out in the middle of the night....I can't say I'm bored just because I'm home and the rest of my (third world) life is on standby!
: )
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